i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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