If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just threw up on my dentist
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He did a backflip because drugs
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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