Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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