I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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