Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Less talking, more tequila
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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