Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Randomize