He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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