So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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