I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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