But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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