Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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