Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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