He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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