i just google imaged poop.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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