bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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