I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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