Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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