real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Randomize
