you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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