She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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You. Win. At. Life.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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