i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
there was a trapeze. enough said
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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