i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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