yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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