Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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