fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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