My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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