Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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