By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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