Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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