Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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