I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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