Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
