she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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