So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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