making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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