how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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