Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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