Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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