Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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