i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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