Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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