Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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