I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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