You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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