'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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