We're like a lot better than the average bears
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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