Yo dont text me then not text me
I look better un-naked...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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