when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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