I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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