I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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