yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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