I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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