Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
