her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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