Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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