I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
