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(954): View more from Florida

You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?

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(443): View more from Maryland

She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."

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(503): View more from Oregon

I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hey what are you up to?

(708): View more from Illinois

I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.

(651): View more from Minnesota

DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.

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